A week before his wedding, a young goalie plays a match and dramatically throws himself after the ball and flies on his best part and is in insane pain and has to go to the hospital and the doctor says: "I'm sorry, I have bad news for you, you have broken your tail!". Unfortunately we have to do a splint - it's really stupid!" And he says:" For God's sake - I'm getting married in a few weeks and now I've got a splint down there - how am I supposed to tell my bride?" And the doctor says: "Well, it's best to tell her at the very last minute, because before the wedding women are terribly sensitive - I thought you'd like to know and go home! Well, he gets a splint and a package and it looks terrible and really he doesn't tell his bride anything and then as the wedding night comes and they are in the suite - she comes out in a skimpy negligee and says: "Honey, you know, I really haven't had a man before you!" Says the: "Mitzie, i ah net! Look it is ois original packed!"
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